your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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