Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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