i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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