DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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