girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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