Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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