That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The air was thick with penises
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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