i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
