So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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