Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
