Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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