Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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