How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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