Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My balls are so social today.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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