apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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