Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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