the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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