Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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