Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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