I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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