Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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