shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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