Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
