we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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