it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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