Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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