I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
