she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The Olympian is in my bed
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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