yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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