How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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