Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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