Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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