C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
and she was petting her beer can
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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