oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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