Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it because I queefed?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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