another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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