By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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