JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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