Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
