Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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