just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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