no, he came in my armpit
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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