Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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