One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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