One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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