their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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