Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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