I wish I could punch you in the face.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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