Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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