Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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