yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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