Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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