Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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