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You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Four minutes until I can fart!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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