I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
this hospital has no fireball
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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